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  47 Meters Down 2017

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Tense enough and entertaining. The two sisters, Mandy Moore specifically, are very annoying.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  First half is great. Once the time jump happens, it looses me. I think is would have worked better if we stuck with the younger versions of the brothers the whole movie. Loved the goofiness though. We need more camp.

Popular reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ½ Watched 11 Mar 2023

  Yo there’s gotta be bots rating this cause it was fucking awful. Worst movie I’ve seen since Thor 4. So bad. Writing was so bad. Dialogue, terrible. Unlikable characters. I felt like HR wrote this, half of it was scenes of characters crying about shit and talking about teamwork. It was like a Disney channel version of scream. Truly awful. If you liked this, I can’t trust you. Sorry.

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  Jeepers Creepers: Reborn 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Sep 2022

  The worst movie I’ve seen in a theater. I can’t believe this was made. The director sounded like he genuinely thought he made something good. Good Lord.

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