Alex Sinesi

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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Persona
  • City Lights

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  • Black Bag

  • The Dentist

  • Kill

  • In the Lost Lands

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Warning: If you watch this movie with me I will:

    1. Constantly yell “This shot is THE BEST!”

    2. Pitch my ideas for an Alien sequel.

    3. Recite the entire contents of the Alien Quadrilogy Special Features from memory.

    This has been a Public Service Announcement.

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    *taps vein twice* Yeahhh that’s the good stuff.

  • The Dentist

    The Dentist

    One of those horror movies where the premise might actually be too good— it conjures such a visceral sense of discomfort that it’s hard to work up the gumption to watch it (plus you know Brian Yuzna won’t be holding back). And yes, this is legtimately brutal and tough to watch, though just as often for the diseased mindset it places you in for the entire ninety minutes, embodied by an unhinged, drooling Corbin Bernsen. He’s very well contrasted by the…

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  • The Secret of Cuck Island

    The Secret of Cuck Island

    This is the second movie I’ve watched this month that ends with a prosthetic penis cumming blood.

  • The Firing Squad

    The Firing Squad

    Captain Tanu loves his ramshackle prison, even though the cell doors and main gate are stuck wide open. He loves his dopey guards, even the ones with mismatched uniforms and airsoft rifles. He even loves his prisoners, whether they’re drug runners, murderous surfers, or Cuba Gooding Jr., but he is unfortunately, tragically, addicted to executing them.