Alex T

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Favorite films

  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
  • I ♥ Huckabees
  • Swingers

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  • Mystery Men

    ★★

  • Batman Forever

    ★★★½

  • Batman & Robin

    ★★★★

  • The Net

    ★★★

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  • Mystery Men

    Mystery Men

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever

    ★★★½

    Jim Carrey also understood the assignment!!!! 

    I kept reading that Tommy Lee jones hated Jim Carrey because in 1994 Jim Carrey had a bunch of huge hits so no one saw some boring serious movie TLJ tried to release so he was being a baby about it and then they were forced to be pals in the movie so that shows TLJ can act when he has to or whatever but wow grow up, adult man. 

    I know a lot…

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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    ½

    Die Hard 4 is a shakespearian MASTERPIECE compared to this utter piece of shit film.

    Go to a Monster Truck show and have some large Russian dude violently shake the shit out of you and it would be a way better time than watching this mind-numbingly/blowingly bad rotting garbage bag of a "movie".

    half a star for Bruce Willis' middle finger.

  • Three to Tango

    Three to Tango

    ★★

    HOW 2 MAKE A 90s MOVIE:

    -center parted neve Campbell hair 
    -a cast member from 'friends'
    -goatee
    -swing music 
    -a little slapstick humor with sound effect
    -lots of spaghetti strap tank tops 
    -chiffon
    -some wacky jokes 
    -emotional speech reveal 
    -standing ovation slow clap