This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The only thing I remember about this movie was how absolutely shocked and in denial I was when they accidentally kill the super hero, I had never seen a movie do that before and could not believe that was allowed, to kill (who I thought was) a main character. I even thought maybe he’d somehow come back to life or something lol.
I was around 12 when this came out so I guess I didn’t understand what movies could do. …
Jim Carrey also understood the assignment!!!!
I kept reading that Tommy Lee jones hated Jim Carrey because in 1994 Jim Carrey had a bunch of huge hits so no one saw some boring serious movie TLJ tried to release so he was being a baby about it and then they were forced to be pals in the movie so that shows TLJ can act when he has to or whatever but wow grow up, adult man.
I know a lot…
Die Hard 4 is a shakespearian MASTERPIECE compared to this utter piece of shit film.
Go to a Monster Truck show and have some large Russian dude violently shake the shit out of you and it would be a way better time than watching this mind-numbingly/blowingly bad rotting garbage bag of a "movie".
half a star for Bruce Willis' middle finger.
HOW 2 MAKE A 90s MOVIE:
-center parted neve Campbell hair
-a cast member from 'friends'
-goatee
-swing music
-a little slapstick humor with sound effect
-lots of spaghetti strap tank tops
-chiffon
-some wacky jokes
-emotional speech reveal
-standing ovation slow clap
