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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Apr 2024

  Radical anti-bald, pro-fluff propaganda aside this rips. I wasn’t sure Chalamet had it in him to command a room like that but I was so very wrong. Every time he’s yelling I’m doing air punches like “doosh doosh upper-cut doosh doosh UH!”

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2023 1

  3 years ago I went downstairs to get a müller “crunch corner” vanilla chocolate balls yoghurt and found my housemate watching this in the living room. I wasn’t really paying attention. He was 30 minutes in already and I was pretty focused on my yoghurt. I had recently remembered I was a 20-year-old man with free will, so was eating like an 8-year-old who’s family forgot to take him on the Christmas trip to Paris. I was aware that the…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Watched with dad. He was asleep but he was there. Physically, certainly not in spirit. His choice of film too.

  I liked it even better this time. The sound is amazing. The dad snores harmonised with the engine revs and the fire was so orange and Colin Farrell was having so much fun.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  Sean Baker you woke weirdo, this lefty loon wants me to empathise with, nay, ROOT FOR a degenerate sex worker? I’m fed up of shitlib male “feminists” and their glamorisation of sex work, making it look so nice and consequence free, it’s everything that’s wrong with Hollywood today. Sadly it’s unsurprising that the industry would platform an alt-right creep who clearly hates these women and enjoys embarrassing them.

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  The Lego Batman Movie 2017

  ½ Watched 09 Oct 2021 2

  This is a fucking stupid movie

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  The Dark Knight Rises 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2021 1

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