Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  holy shit I’ve never seen a movie more tailor made for me. oscars voters when I catch you. adrien brody when I catch you

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Feb 2025

  someone PLEASE get that poor boy an asthma puffer

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  big day for collectors of men whimpering sounds !!!

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  as a shakespeare nerd and gardener by trade I can’t believe it took me so long to watch this movie. It’s literally perfect. I’ll hear nothing to the contrary