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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  erm…isn’t he supposed to be green?

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  The Toxic Avenger 1984

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Every single person in this movie gives the performance of a lifetime. I feel like I’ve learned a lot

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  I feel like I didn’t breathe for the whole two hours. Can’t decide on a funny one-liner so I’ll do several:

  I too have been this down bad

  More vampire sex than a Twilight fanfic

  She a-tu! on my nos until I fart

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  Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2008

  ★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  watching this movie felt racist

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