Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Assassin 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Feels like a Hou Hsiao-hsien movie. Cheap foley work really takes you out of it at times.

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  Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan 1972

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Shaw Brothers go full sexploitation in this one. Insane old man orgy sequence. Great blood sprays. Amazing final kill.

Popular reviews

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  Over Her Dead Body 2008

  ★★½ Watched 28 May 2021 3

  I like the part where Jason Biggs is an incel and the part where they play “Move Along” really loudly and it distracts you from the montage.

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  Pinocchio Pipenose Household Dilemma 1994

  ★★★ Watched 04 Apr 2023 5

  Guy dresses up as Pinocchio and paints a lamp with thick beige paint. He then proceeds to cover himself in canned chocolate sauce. He takes extra care to get it on his dick.
  He lives in a swiss cheese house and face fucks the holes with his nose. He fucks another Pinocchio with his nose. A lot of nose fucking. Blows bubbles in ketchup. He spins in a circle for awhile. That’s the gist of it really.