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Oppenheimer 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Cant believe Oppenheimer said “the japs eyes aren’t small enough to save them this time” before high fiving Truman. Mental
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Bullet Train 2022
I want to be pounded like aaron taylor johnson pounded that windscreen.
Came expecting John Wick but prettier and was let down by the fighting what could’ve been a great film with good cinematography, some witty jokes and occasionally great fights gets bogged down in a lack of good pacing and a general looseness of quality bonus points for japanese staying alive.
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Glass Onion 2022
This is the film version of trying to make a self deprecating joke then realising its just a statement and everyone hates you. If you found this film funny watch paradise pd. If you found this film intelligent no you’re not smarter than everyone else you just cling to anything thats seems “complex” in an attempt to appear so. Rian claims to be a fan of whodunnits then destroys the genre tropes in an unfunny and boring way a bit…
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