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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Ill admit the amount she screamed pissed me off until it became the final laughter and i got chills
  Final shot amazing
  I love how you can tell how much of a budget this was on, no classic gore shots, the bones all look like theyre from party-city
  3/5 victims down from just walking directly into a house that is not theirs and they werent invited in

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Everything that is good about the first one, isn't in this one. Tonally all over the place, one dimensional ensemble cast.
  The aliens aren't even scary, and having so much more of them means they can kill loads of them, rather trivialising the first films stakes.
  Points for Sigourney being the only good actor with a character with depth, everyone else is a disposable meat head. Even this films double crossing bad guy who works for the companys interests, isn't…

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  The Birds 1963

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  The silence, the helplessness, the rich family politics, the long luxurious shots.

  This doesnt end. You are here, no getting out of it. Exquisite.

  Took me an hour to clock there's no score.

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Costumes: plastic
  Script: bad
  Characters: one dimensional
  Fight scenes: jank as hell
  Acting: also bad, did anyone care at all???

  Half a star for being a movie that is a real movie and for christian bale

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