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Recent reviews

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  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

  ★ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  I saw this movie for this first time about two years ago. I wanted to smack Chevy Chase in his jerk off face. He doesn’t deserve jelly of the month club. Asshat.

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  the terrible rich people in the first movie were more interesting than the terrible rich people in this movie. -1 for lacking originality on that front. -1 for not having more Jackie Hoffman. Just get rid of Whiskey and have more Jackie. However, my dog’s name is Bronn. Mr. Bronn when he is feeling fancy. So hearing Daniel Craig say his name in the best accent possible bumped this up a star for me.

Popular reviews

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  Slumberland 2022

  ★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2022

  I loved loved LOVED ‘Little Nemo’ as a kid and it was fun to see Flip and Nemo back for another cinematic adventure. This was cute and heartwarming. The art direction felt very much like Paddington meets Wes Anderson. Similar to The Mysterious Benedict Society. The story could use some work but overall I enjoyed it. Lost points star for no ‘Banana Pajama’.

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  The Little Mermaid 1989

  ★★★ Added

  Boring half fish half girl has foot fetish and leaves her loving family to go live a boring as fuck life with a himbo. Very fabulous drag queen villain and creepy eels net the 3 stars.

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