Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  Watched 04 Jan 2025

  “what would you do if this was you?” 
  “i wouldn’t even put that nasty ass headphone in my ear. movie over.”

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  Watched 04 Jan 2025

  i’d pet gromit with my real hands tf wallace

Popular reviews

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  Blonde 2022

  ½ Watched 12 Nov 2022

  id give this less than half a star if i could. barring a lot of poor cinematic choices, ana’s accent was so distracting i couldn’t get past 30 minutes (and dismayed I didn’t even scratch the surface of the film.) could they not hire a dialect coach or something?

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  Watched 21 Jun 2024

  more like sloppenheimer amiright? how did this and barbie garner so much attention,  i’ll never know. people must just be craving being a part of something that they will accept anything subpar that’s been memed by the big machines.

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