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Aliens in the Attic 2009
Ashley Tisdale is great and so was the Nana vs Ricky fight. Everything else was ‘meh’. Aliens themselves were pretty boring. If it’s established immediately that they speak poor English… why do they also speak English among themselves? (Apart from so the kids watching know what they are saying). Those aliens were indeed in the attic at some point ig? As others have pointed out.
The aliens kinda remind me of smaller versions of Bowser from the 1993 Mario movie. …
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Mars Needs Moms 2011
Painfully generic and bland. The Martians look like yassified ET. Truly uncanny. Nothing makes sense. Even down to the smallest details, broccoli isn’t even poisonous to cats. All the characters are ridiculous levels of stupid.
Honestly, you could watch the beginning scene and the final scene and come up with literally anything to put between it. It just wouldn’t matter. You would come out of this film the exact same person except saving a whole 1hr 30 minutes to do something far more worth your time.
0.5 out of 5.
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