Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  X 2022

  ★★ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  made me think of that one Finnish guy who said Americans are the way they are because they've never seen their grandma's tits.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2024

  save yourself 2 hours and just look through the tumblr tag while listening to rent by pet shop boys on repeat

Popular reviews

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  The Devil's Carnival 2012

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jun 2018

  I mean it's not very good but it IS the exact type of bad I have an embarrassingly large soft spot for

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  The Book of Henry 2017

  ★ Watched 26 May 2019

  at least i got to look at lee pace