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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2023

  Cate Blanchett’s opening monologue was so breathtaking the only way I could take my eyes off the screen was because there was an elderly man urinating in the bin at the front of the cinema.

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jun 2022

  Myself and the lady next to me kept having a quite vicious battle for the armrest between us and this film really helped me.

  She started the movie with full control of our shared arm rest but I realised that there was no one on the other side of her and I wondered why she could just not shift her body weight and lean on that arm rest to give me our shared one. It was at this point in…

Recent reviews

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  Creature from the Black Lagoon 1954

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  haiku

  what? in the water.
  out he comes, sloppy and wet.
  awooga boing boing

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  Lost Highway 1997

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  lost highway???? its right fucking there!!

Popular reviews

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  The Castle 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jul 2022

  The Kerrigans would fucken love Facebook marketplace

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  Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2022 2

  They made a movie from those Fortnite characters