Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Guy Ritchie watched Inglourious Basterds and was like “i could do that…” and while he technically can.. it’s inferior in every way

  tbf i had some fun and the design isn’t terrible and i have a real soft spot for Henry Cavil.. my biggest gripe is Ritchie doesn’t seem at all interested in what the camera is doing in his movie. i don’t think there’s a single shot in this movie where the blocking or composition means anything or really…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  hugely handsome and that was enough.. didn’t really creep me out tho

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  it’s been months since I’ve managed to leave the island and go to a cinema — saw this in a relatively packed house at a Cineworld in Glasgow and BOY was it GOOD to be back in church… and so so pleased i specifically decided to see Trap — the audience of which i was a part laughed and flinched and held their breath in perfect concert and it was glorrrious..

  yes it’s goofy and silly at times but that’s…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2022

  Definitely too long, but definitely my favourite iteration of character so far — and I truly love how it looks and sounds (nirvana on the soundtrack is a great decision 🤌).

  And, of all the batman films, i think it comes the closest to admitting that batman is actually just a rich, sad, angry, terrifying, problematic, lunatic…

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