Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Fun movie, amazing performances and a really great premise. But a lot of the individual character arcs either fell short or were missing something. Some characters seemed like they were gonna be important and were either just forgotten about or swept under the rug. This had The Boys level parallels and reflected serious issues in our world. In true Bong Joon-Ho fashion, this film is a big fat middle finger to a certain insufferable individual.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  This film taught me that having a PHD gives me FBI level clearance to literally anything.

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  “Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Barry. I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!” -Reverse Flash (SECOND biggest opp of all time)

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  This was such a fever dream of a movie. Every question have about it is ultimately answered by “that’s the point.” Disgusting and brilliant.

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