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  Ash 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  great colors great sounds veryyyy gross had a good time

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i snuck in and only saw the last 30 minutes but i feel fine judging the whole thing based on that

  things i would have live tweeted if i wasn't too high:

  💞why does the woke disney movie have the worst hair and makeup where are the gay people
  💞i don't care that snow white isn't white but i do care about this fuck ass bob
  💞dopey stfu i stg i've never been so upset about a man speaking in…

Popular reviews

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  Ritual in Transfigured Time 1946

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  in ways i can not and will not explain, i am every character in this film and they are me

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ★ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  white comphet strikes again!