Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I was tightening my sphincter while watching this.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  The Menu meets a Justin Bieber biopic.

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Feb 2024 2

  This film must have achieved the biggest feat in cinema history, it actually managed to bore me when there was hot women on screen.

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  Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road 2023

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023 1

  Why does The Doctor go harder at the club than I do?