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Recent reviews

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  Glengarry Glen Ross 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  When Alec Baldwin said “coffee is for closers” I said hold up… why did he say coffee? It’s cookies. Cookies are for closers. The man has rewritten his own cinematic history through parody and permeated my brain via farce. Cookies are for closers. Dear god. COOKIES. I knew it was coffee when he said it in the Boss Baby but it’s overtaken me. I can’t help myself. Is this what they mean by brain rot?

  Anyway, Jack Lemmon is cinema’s…

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  Ready to Rumble 2000

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Sometimes I forget that David Arquette didn’t play Doofy in Scary Movie because you literally watch this and watch Scary Movie and think you’re watching the same character. Martin Landau is the MVP of this movie. Oliver Platt has the most hazely hazel eyes, put him next to Billy Zane in the Hazel Eyes Hall of Fame. 

  The actual best parts of this movie are the wrestler cameos. Goldberg can’t act for shit but he’s got a BODYYYYYY and a LUSCIOUS…

Popular reviews

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  Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2023 1

  People will never take spirituality seriously because our only options seem to be dogmatic and harsh organized religion or McDonald’s meth mummies claiming to have been Marilyn Monroe.

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  John Leguizamo's Latin History for Morons 2018

  ★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2018

  Not to be idk, shitty or anything but, ?????? The positive reviews are genuinely confusing.

   The history: questionable
  The father-son storyline: questionable
  The comedy: questionable. 

  Halfway through, my boyfriend said online reviews suggested watching this as a comedy special more than a documentary presentation and it doesn’t really work as either. It should have! I’m a Latina history nerd writer going to school to be a therapist! This was meant for me!  Yet, nope. In fact, I would have loved…