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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Ham-fisted and grotesque

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  eXistenZ 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024 1

  Inception if it involved an anus in your back being penetrated by an umbilical cord attached to a placenta

Popular reviews

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  Evenings on a Farm near Dikanka 1961

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  I would also harness my telekinetic powers to fly dumplings into my mouth

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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