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Four Weddings and a Funeral 1994
i like it when he is upset because hot women love him
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The Substance 2024
i loves this movie so much… me and niamh were making fun of all the cinema membership ads beforehand talking about how nobody makes those dumb audience reactions to movies like they show people doing… but then lo and behold the whole movie we were gasping and gooping they couldve gave us a rollercoaster-esque snapshot of us at the end and i wouldve bought a keyring … like this was such a great movie and went in an entirely different…
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022
my review for this got deleted but this movie was the reason i made this account in the first place ..
ASS. shit fucking film i actually was so pissed off the whole time. first of all harry kept saying i was built like jack horner .. but that didnt sour me ... what fucked me was the stupid ugly claymation-looking goldilocks and the fat fuck british working-class bears ... ive seen nothing on how truly chewy they look like…Translated from by -
The Truman Show 1998
I SLURP THIS SHIT UP LIKE CRACKKK fucking banger banger banger of a film. such a fucked concept and everythings explained so seamlessly i love it. can we do this shit inside the vegas dome. nobody couldve done this but jim carrey like hes crazy … the bible for 20-something teenage girls on being gaslit
dome 10/10
fear of the ocean 10/10
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