alkes

alkes

"My mom died and all i got was this free churro.''

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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

  • Zoolander

    ★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★★½

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  • Meet Joe Black

    Meet Joe Black

    ★★★★

    I genuinely think that this is one of the best representations of death in media. Making this higher power into a business babygirl played by brad pitt is truly genius. The way i know he would whimper moan and cry is comforting in a way. I hope when i die he takes me out, on a date or in the other side. Thank god for pathetic crybaby men.🙏

  • Kung Fu Panda

    Kung Fu Panda

    ★★★★★

    im not a furry but
    if tai lung asked me to oil him in premium greek olive oil i would take extra time on that tail caressing it till i reach those paws those big sexy paws i will rub in between get every nail possible. for his body id make sure to trace his beautiful patterns and those big ass shoulders that i want to climb. as for the final touch he will pose in front of a gorgeous sunset set on the beach with palm trees while he flexes his muscles🙏

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