I am speechless, yet I want to express myself. Let me start with this: I watched this film and felt ... things.
I did not know a movie could evoke such a wide array of emotions. Emotions that I cannot explain or label, emotions that felt pulled from the camouflaged depths of my soul that have never seen the light of day. I felt awkwardly calm, yet extremely unhinged, I felt both understood and mystified. I saw the lightness and…
I watched this at 2am randomly. It felt like a movie I would force my friends to create with me. A mix between Heathers sarcasm + Silent Night Deadly Night B-horror + Joysticks humor + John Wick revenge + Suitable Flesh playfulness + Mean Girls bullies, but with only 5% soul. Oh, there’s also a beauty pageant. Poor kitty.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Did I ever think I would give a movie called “Hundreds of Beavers” five stars? Absolutely not. But here I am. Hi. Five stars!
Let me start by saying that I typically don't go for comedies. But this one intrigued me and delighted me. The top 20 random gems that stood out to me in the movie (out of context, the list sounds just as weird as in the film itself, but somehow, and I can't explain how … it…
