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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Very accurate portrayal of self harm it made me feel things. The relationship itself is definitely sensual like ZAMNNN, but it seems kinda vapid. I feel like I can see the emptiness on her face at the end. Can’t she have a job and be a sub? Feminist literature and get spanked?

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME

Popular reviews

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  The Lobster 2015

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

  This shit is ass idk what any of you film bros say. Don’t get me wrong, I love weird movies, but this just falls flat. I didn’t realize it was possible to make such an interesting presence so BORING.

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  Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 1975

  ½ Rewatched 24 Apr 2022 1

  This movie is just upsetting and fucking gross. I know there are some intellectuals out there who love it and it’s there favorite or something- but why? What exactly is there to like? I miss a time when movies were about how much we enjoy them, not how deep and metaphorical they are, and how cool we look saying we enjoyed them. This is garbage smut, and I won’t feel bad about saying that.

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