Allison Loney

Allison Loney

All movies suck and I will be as bitter as possible about it.

Favorite films

  • WALL·E
  • Unpregnant
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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  • RoboCop

    ★★★★½

  • The Transformers: The Movie

    ★★★★★

  • LEGO: The Adventures of Clutch Powers

    ★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    ★★★★

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  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★½

    So amazing yet doesn’t explore the personal life of Alex Murphy enough.

  • The Transformers: The Movie

    The Transformers: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    I’ve seen this movie a few times now, and only now have I finally sobbed painfully at Optimus Prime’s death. This is a truly sad movie.

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  • Ben 10 Alien Swarm

    Ben 10 Alien Swarm

    ★★★★★

    Great movie, but if it got a sequel, we coulda been in the age of the Ben 10 Cinematic Universe

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Literally the best movie ever. No, not a movie. Cinematic experience. This is a film like no other.