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  The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Portuguese David Bowie covers and Willem dafoe’s slutty little thighs on a boat. Need I say more

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  More cunty alien pls !!!! 

  This one had me giggling more than usual. Can’t believe it took me so long to watch

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I had a a ton of fun watching this, I’m such an Ayo fangirl 🫶🏼 I know people are saying it’s unoriginal, but I looove me a cult movie. Ate it up.

  Also all about the pop music, gimme that Spotify asap 

  (s/o John Malkovich you weird cunty spooky man)

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  All That Breathes 2022

  ★ Watched 02 Mar 2023

  I really think this would be more powerful as a short documentary. The story is lovely, but the shots are so so long and it just feels like it’s only to drag it out

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