Dave

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Fan of Talking Heads, Nine Inch Nails, Superman, and movies
Theme: 2025 Best Picture nominees

Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • The Brutalist
  • The Substance
  • Conclave

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  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • Wild at Heart

    ★★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

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  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    ½

    Zack Snyder… Motherfucker is not cooking. He is not sautéing. He isn't even roasting. He doesn't know what a fucking pan is. When you tell him that gas stoves exist you need to stop him from putting his hand on one. You need to tell him how to set the oven to 350 degrees because he can't read the display. He only knows how to use the popcorn mode on a microwave when every microwaveable popcorn brand in existence tells you not to fucking use that mode.

    Rebel Moon: dumbest name ever is fucking awful.

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★★★

    Me and the bad bitch I pulled by accidentally murdering a child

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  • No Other Land

    No Other Land

    Free Palestine.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

    Watched this a second time and I love it even more than the first time! Absolutely perfect. And boy did the 70mm look BEAUTIFUL!

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  • Moonage Daydream

    Moonage Daydream

    I’M AN ALLIGATOOR
    I’M A MAMA-PAPA COMIN’ FOR YOUU
    I’M THE SPACE INVADER
    I’LL BE A ROCK ‘N’ ROLLIN’ BITCH FOR YOUU
    KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUUT
    YOU’RE SQUAWKING LIKE PINK MONKEY BIIIIIRD
    AND I’M BUSTIN’ UP MY BRAINS FOR THE WOORDS

    KEEP YOUR ‘LECTRIC EYE ON ME, BABY
    PUT YOUR RAY GUN TO MY HEAAD
    PRESS YOUR SPACE FACE CLOSE TO MIIINE, LOOVE
    FREAK OUT IN A MOONAGE DAYDREAM, OHH YEAHH

    DON’T FAKE IT BABYY, LAY THE REAL THING ON…

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    This was so special. Please watch!