allybatross

allybatross

I was made in God’s image -- so start praying

Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • WALL·E
  • Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Semi-Pro

    ★★½

  • Here

    ½

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★

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  • Here

    Here

    ½

    Chat GPT make Tom hanks a bad father

  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

    I heard some people didn’t like the “gimmick” of the POV shots. I think it made it more powerful at the end!

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    Cheesy and grossly over-animated and stupidly fast-paced. Narrator set-up is lame and sucks bigly and lame and uninteresting. 

    They try to manufacture intensity literally every 5 minutes with jump cuts, weak dialogue, and loud music, culminating in…twang and Tom Hanks: dumpster-chic edition. 

    I commend this movie’s effort in punchy graphics and exploration of different art styles, but to do that you must be self-aware and self-deprecating. And this movie has no sense of humor. 

    I haven’t seen a movie this…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.