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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2024 2

  NOOOPE. SOZ.

  This film repulsed me in so many ways. Maybe that’s the point? Am I just being a fool and not understanding it? Either way I watched and grimaced the whole way through.

  The whole concept of Bella Baxter being a toddler in a grown adults body is presented in this film like it’s a crazy new idea that’s original and hilarious. My day job is literally supporting people with learning disabilities- real adults in society who, on paper,…

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2024

  Had to bump this one up from 1 star to 2 because it is so funny I could throw up.

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2023 1

  I’m scared, I’m tense and perhaps even horny. I’m questioning my sexual preferences and my morals, along with the legitimacy of the dimension I thought I was living in. But in a fun rofling kinda way ✌🏻🥴

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  Eat Pray Love 2010

  ½ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  This film made me fucking hate Julia shitting Roberts. Hateful in every way. Only gave it a half a star just for the LOL factor.

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