AlpineIvy

AlpineIvy

Sometimes I watch movies

Favorite films

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  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire
  • The Fifth Element
  • Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★★★

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★★½

  • Iron Man

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    This movie wanted to be too much and ended up being nothing but a vulgar overexaggeration.

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★★★

    It's 3am and my insomnia-ridden mind just can't put itself to sleep, so I stare at the sharp white light of the full-moon that shines trough my window and say fuck it, I'm gonna watch a movie. I have the attention span of a goldfish and it's already super late so I'm sceptical if I'll even be able to sit trough whatever I'm gonna settle for. The Martian pops up on my screen for the 100th time, a movie my…

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ½

    That movie was so bad it gave me long-term brain damage. It felt more like a parody than scary movie did but at least scary movie was somehow funny and not as miserably cringe as this shitshow. It's basically what would happen if you use the wattpad fanfic of an 11 year old as a script. I had to take multiple breaks because I wasn't able to sit trough this in one sitting. I really recommend not wasting your time with this garbage.

  • Sunshine

    Sunshine

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.