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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  ari aster you are insane. first time i watched it went in blind. fell in love with the movie. fell even more deeply in love when i watched the directors cut. great film. amazing actors.

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  Juno 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  this movie is to girl movies what the godfather is to boy movies, but better.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  my review as told through things i told my girl throughout:
  “babe, he doesn’t even have apple maps”
  “wtf”
  “bro how is she naked and alive?!?!! her lips aren’t even blue or anything!!”
  “she’s just like me; yearns for bae”
  “lowkey, that line is worded like one from wicked”
  -does evil come from within us or from beyond 
  “okay meredith grey”

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