Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Dune 1984

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  This has something very important that Villeneuve’s doesn’t: PUGS

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  I’m pretty sure my mother and I now share a trauma bond from seeing this. <3

Recent reviews

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  Opera 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  uh, was Argento trying to tell us he jerks off before he shoots a scene?

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  Rushmore 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  "O R THEY?!"

  This is my 4th Wes Anderson and I think it's my absolute favorite so far. Jason Schwartzman is electric in his debut role and is playing chess on a completely even level to his much older and seasoned co-stars. It's a thing of beauty.

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2022 1

  Barbarian is this year’s Malignant…and I mean that in the best way possible. 

  The return of Justin Long to horror is worth the admission price itself; and with a phenomenal script, superb acting, exciting cinematography, and a decent score, what more could you ask for?

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2023

  Absurd, hilarious, maximalist, show-stopping, stunning and brilliant. 

  The physical comedy in this gives Chaplin and Keaton a run for their money!