Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  dreadful innit

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  ohhh it’s the squeakquel

Popular reviews

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  May December 2023

  Watched 09 Jan 2024

  Profoundly evil! Even under the guise of “camp” or “dark comedy” or “psycho-thriller”, I cannot convince myself to like this. I shant trust a film that exploits real life victims for artistic praise, even if it does display the irony of it all. I don’t care. Stupid!

  Wishing Fualaau peace and healing. & to all involved in this production get well soon!! bc ur all very clearly unwell!!

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★ Watched 11 Jun 2024 2

  damn! there are def little pockets of goodness in here! but ultimately too self concerned. 2016 me would’ve loved this. 2024 me was the only one in the theater who laughed when they said “I pissed and shit my pants” so let that be a record of my maturity ig????? whatever maaaaan. I’m sure u could explore ironies and themes beyond my comprehension but the dialogue was so insufferable I was too busy ignoring everthing Maddy was saying. This genre is not for me it appears, 
  there are so many things I wish were different