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Sing Sing 2023
“We’re here to become human again. To put on nice clothes, and dance around.”
A bird perched on barbed wire peers down at the men stuck behind it. They can’t reach the sea so they make their own out of plastic sheets. They can’t see their family so they write themselves into one. Become one.
Take a man and strip his identity and where does he go? To the stage. To make his own crown of cardboard.
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
“Begin afresh. Afresh, afresh.”
What a good end to a chapter. The last day at the studio I’ve called home for three years. My last tattoo made there, done on one of my best friends. The gift of showing him this movie. The collective crying on the couch done by the three of us. The silent understanding.
Marcel takes on new meaning with each person I show it to in a way no other movie has before. It weaves itself…
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The Pirate 1948
The plot isn’t important, what’s important here is Gene Kelly’s legs and Gene Kelly’s slutty little waist and Gene Kelly pole dancing and Gene Kelly getting a chair thrown at him and Gene Kelly……
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Opus 2025
“What do you call a group of people who does nothing together?” “Congress?”
Ayo Edebiri girl I am so stoked that you’re the lead in a feature length film and also I’m sorry that it was this one because you were greatly under utilized.
It got kind of close to being interesting but ultimately fell flat for me! I liked the tone of the cinematography and I really fucked with the score and sound design. It was fine!
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Paddington in Peru 2024
“The Lord works in suspicious ways!”
Emotional whiplash from seeing Antonio Banderas in Babygirl to this, but the man is truly dynamic and always commits to the bit. This was lovely and fun and silly and it made my loved ones and I laugh, so I’m happy 💜
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The Black Cauldron 1985
Oh to be turned into a toad and bounced around in some big bazongas…
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