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Recent reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2023

  That was not even a little bit scary and the most boring movie I have ever seen.

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★★ Watched 05 Nov 2022

  I worry about David Cronenberg’s mental health. If he has this kind of dark shit floating around in his brain all the time, he needs a hug.

Popular reviews

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  A Crafty Christmas Romance 2020

  ★ Watched 13 Nov 2020

  I feel cheated. Where were the crafts??? Like seriously, she owns a craft store that she comes into work on a rare occasion. I think they maybe talked about crafts once? There was some half-assed painting of a wall at some point (and everyone’s clothes escaped unscathed amazingly). I came for the crafts and there weren’t any. Robbery.

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  Candy Cane Christmas 2020

  ★★½ Watched 15 Nov 2020 1

  Almost gave this three stars, but when you start noticing how much sighing is in a movie, that’s a problem... and a ridiculous amount of smiling. Sighing and smiling. But if you can get past the sighing and smiling, it’s a sweet film.

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