alyssacarson

alyssacarson

Trying to be sly about crying during movies

Favorite films

  • Good Will Hunting
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • School of Rock
  • Pride & Prejudice

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  • The Host

    ★★★★

  • Starter for 10

    ★★★

  • The Descendants

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★

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  • The Host

    The Host

    ★★★★

    Confused if this was supposed to be funny or not because that monster looked goofy as hell doing somersaults n shit. This had me cracking my ass up while simultaneously locked tf in because those Bong shots just hit. Heading straight to YouTube to watch a video on all the hidden symbolism my dumbass missed. Also I want one of those free Park Gang-Du t-shirts cause those go kinda hard lmao #freemyboy

  • Starter for 10

    Starter for 10

    ★★★

    If I had seen this in high school I would’ve been insufferable about it. A love triangle about nerds set in the 80s in Bristol UK with a soundtrack featuring The Cure and The Smiths? Pls

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant - oh fuck it.

    My first Wes Anderson! Now I’m really on the way to becoming a true film bro!

    But actually - I loved this. This film is fun, quirky, bizarre at times, and truly beautiful. The cinematography is unbelievably stunning. The casting is absolute perfection. I did…

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    I need a fucking cigarette

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