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Corpse Bride 2005
how the fuck do victoria’s parents have sex with the mom’s long ass chin
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The Electric State 2025
as soon as i sat down with my family and saw it was not only a sci fi but a WAR themed movie i knew i wouldn’t like it but you know what millie ate and cosmo/chris was a cute lil guy
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An American Girl: McKenna Shoots for the Stars 2012
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
this is what me and my sister watch together when we’re home alone together at dinner: horrible American girl movies
I’m gonna do a minute by minute review cus I already know it’s gonna be cringey asl & it’s funny to document
5 min in:
the background music for half the movie sounds like that copyright-free YouTube music LMFAOOO15 min in:
SHE DID NOT JUST PUT A “?” ON THAT TEST QUESTION BYEEEshe’s gonna get caught for cheating isn’t…
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