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Locked 2025
There’s a moment in Locked where a shirtless, bloody, tatted-up Bill Skarsgård stares straight into one of the many webcams rigged inside this luxury SUV and screams, “I give up, I have had enough.” And honestly? Same.
You’d think a movie that pits two absolute greats—Anthony Hopkins and Bill Skarsgård—head-to-head would let them be unhinged doing what they do best. And, to be fair, their scenes mostly work when they get to riff off each other . But everything else?…
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Novocaine 2025
Novacaine, yet another role made for my dear darling simp boyfriend of the year, Jack Quaid. Honestly, maybe his whackiest performance yet—which says a lot, considering his filmography and stint with The Boys. I wanted to love this one, but it’s another case of a film unsure of what it wants to be, so it tries to be everything it’s not. Which, let’s face it, is giving “streaming on Paramount+ in two weeks” energy.
There’s never any real sense of…
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A Murder at the End of the World 2023
give me Harris Dickinson tatted up with a mullet and Emma Corrin in e-girl pink ombré asymmetrical haircut solving murders and il be sat down to watch every night
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The Parenting 2025
Finally, a queer horror comedy that gets it right. A stellar cast packed with GOATs—Brian Cox, Parker Posey, Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Dean Norris —plus fantastic performances from Nick Dodani, Brandon Flynn, and Vivian Bang.
From the very start, it’s impossible not to be completely on board. It’s camp, it’s gory, its gay, it’s ridiculous in the best way, and, most importantly, it’s an absolute blast.
Does the plot always make sense? Not particularly. But Parker Posey is so committed…
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