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  Coherence 2013

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I never thought quantum physics could be so boring. Fucking stupid glow sticks.

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  The Maltese Falcon 1941

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I suppose if you talk fast enough and act like a noir protagonist, you can get away with anything—except finding a decent bird statue.

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  They really made a whole movie just to tell us that riding the sandworm is, in fact, a vibe. It would have been better if Zendaya wasn't in it.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  The original Dracula, back again to remind us all that your landlord is the real horror.

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