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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

  
  Fun, campy, a great time.

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  The craziest part of this movie is that Kong knows ASL. 

  What a dog shit movie, I loved every second of it.

Popular reviews

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  Cure 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2021

  “I can see all things inside of you, but the inside of me is empty”

  Goddammit, I love a movie that effectively uses silence. 

  Sakuma looks like if the little kid from Stuart Little grew up to be a 5’10” Asian man. 

  Nice to see cop representation is universal with unloading 8 rounds into someone on the ground. 

  Maybe wish that the ending was a little more..... I don’t know the right word, but more something. All in all, I loved it.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Now that was one fucked up little freak. 

  Subtract one full star for the deep fake.

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