Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Solid spy movie but sometimes I don’t understand what British people are saying

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Silly and fun

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2024 1

  How tf am I supposed to rate this. 5 stars because it managed to freak me the fuck out? 1 star because I wanted to throw up the entire time? I think I’ll just go in the middle and never watch this again

  Five stars, however, for Breno’s commentary

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  Florence pughs character was lowkey unlikeable which kinda put it lower for me but when andrew cries I cry