Favorite films

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Idk I really wanted to like it, but I feel like Anora is never really developed. We only see her through the lens of men she’s with. Good costuming, cinematography, and tinsel ✨

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Your dad really made like an egg and scrambled, and that caused quite a bit of an avalanche of trauma. I hope this turns someone off Japanese steak houses. Super solid dialogue writing to be honest.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024 2

  I’m here for the cats

  Cute cats ✅ 
  Cute horses ✅
  Cute rats ✅
  Cute Orlok ❌

  They really downgraded that man

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  His face literally isn’t even that bad

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