Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  half a star removed because of the emotional turmoil

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  Vampire Academy 2014

  ★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  it’s so bad. I loved it. I hated it. The girls should’ve kissed. Why was a 25 year old lusting after his 17 year old student. Lots of questions.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  Evan Hansen if he was evil and demented

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2024 1

  I want to slap austin butler’s big bald head and watch a cloud of baby powder come off