Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I spent the whole movie hearing Getchen Weiners in my head scream “we should totally just stab Caesar!”

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  Martyrs 2008

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I went in with high hopes because this is so highly regarded in horror, but I didn’t find it to be for me. That’s ok!

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  They all hate each other but love each but don’t like each other and they want the other to lose but also win but also they want to boink and I think that’s beautiful.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  N*SYNC? I’m With You by Avril Lavigne??? BLADE???

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