Antichrist

Antichrist

2009
★★★★ Watched

didn’t click until i realized that LVT is actually gainsbourg instead of dafoe

Sparrows Dance

Sparrows Dance

2012
★★★★½ Liked Watched

uh-oh! related too hard to the movie i thought was going to be entirely innocuous. whoops!

Beau Is Afraid

Beau Is Afraid

2023
★★★½ Watched

messiest movie of the 2020s. is it actually good? idk. ask me in a year. i’ve got a pretty good relationship with my mom

The Last Winter

The Last Winter

2006
★★★★½ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Pontypool

Pontypool

2008
★★★★ Liked Watched

this’ll grow on me. kinda clicked at the very end when it becomes steven spielberg. first good post-credits scene in movie history.

spotted in the credits: still photographer caitlin cronenberg

Ninja Assassin

Ninja Assassin

2009
★★★½ Liked Watched

the crow x speed racer - not as good as either of those, naomie harris stuff is DOA but this is pretty awesome. the final fight genuinely looks amazing. always funny when a movie from this time period gets slammed for being too serious. americans don’t know what’s good for them

Ballerina

Ballerina

2025
★★½ Watched

mostly sauceless. stahelski is really the only guy who ought to be at the reins of these

Thunderbolts*

Thunderbolts*

2025
★★★ Watched

pretty good, sweet, not that good but it won me over. does not make me care about the marvel movies again. i’m not allowed to say what i think should be done to the russo brothers on this app but we’re all thinking it

Spotlight

Spotlight

2015
★★★ Watched

a terrible-looking film. even so, more engaging than i thought it would be

Diablo

Diablo

2025
★★★ Liked Watched

very good performance from alanna de la rosa. i don’t think i like these as much when they’re as over-the-top serious as this is (weird thing to say about a movie where the main bad guy has a metal prosthetic fist that has a knife under it - it’s more of a tone thing)