Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  It is 2025, a studio decides thinks “what if Ready Player One was worse?” And hires what are apparently the only 12 actors in Hollywood.

  A robot calls Chris Pratt “bootylicious”.

  I want to raze Netflix’s servers.

  Giancarlo Esposito’s face on a robot asks Chris Pratt why he’s still talking. A question for the ages.

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Jul 2024

  how on earth do you make a movie called the beekeeper and not have at least one bee related death? they even have a scene where hives get smashed and the bees don't care!

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 07 May 2023

  after a phase of mediocrity (or 2, it's hard to tell post endgame), there's finally a good, enjoyable MCU film again

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2020

  Dennis Hopper delivers my favorite beer opinions