Favorite films

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Questioning my reality after an amazon prime movie hit me like a train

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  So absurd and outrageous I was ENTERTAINED

  but it felt like they had the movie finished, realized the satire needed to be more obvious + the side characters were underdeveloped, so it all got shoehorned into the third act nonsensically

Popular reviews

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024 1

  INCREDIBLE AGAIN

  Showed it to the fam for the first time and they absolutely loved it. Holiday season classic.

  I love that the movie doesn’t overdose you with lecture-esque monologues about “the meaning of Christmas”. The character dev is really shown through small, kind acts of service and subtle facial expressions.

  Best insults:
  - hormonal vulgarian
  - penis cancer in human form
  - too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024 4

  How many of the same final battle scene can we watch 😑 Pacing of the last half was so uneven

  Might be a hot take, but…Aragorn doesn’t really have aura

  That said

  Samwise Gamgee you absolute beauty!!! GOAT character arc

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