Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Damage 2009

  ★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Steve Austin kicks ass, not much else to note

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  Lucky Number Slevin 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Stylish, witty, an all-around good time, and a smart crime neo-noir to boot, what is there not to love?

Popular reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Jul 2023

  The idea that the art of the blockbuster has been for a large while now dead is something that would have almost seemed unthinkable back when the modern formation of the blockbuster occured. How can something which is on paper quite simple, be destroyed to something that is often lifeless and unenjoyable and not worth even the theatre experience its supposed to encourage?

  As has been discussed a lot lately, Tom Cruise took that really personally and since 2011 has…

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  Black Adam 2022

  ★ Watched 28 Oct 2022 1

  Okay so first of all. What the fuck is a Khandaq? It's called Egypt motherfuckers. Black Adam is Egyptian, he's literally blessed by Egyptian Gods, """""""""""""""""Khandaq"""""""""""""""""""" is a city under military rule, that has been ruled by foreign invader after foreign invader, where's it's residents display revolutionary attitude, and have names like Samir, and Ishmael, and FUCKING AMON, AMOUN IS LITERALLY NOT ONLY THE NAME OF A PHARMACY NEXT TO ME HERE IN EGYPT, BUT THE NAME OF THE FUCKING…