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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Dios mio que estresante 😭 Carpincho MVP

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★★½ Watched 05 Nov 2024

  First Halloween movie with a death I couldn't see coming.

  Moving on when your family begs you to: ❌
  Moving on because everyone else can't: ✅

  It's almost comical how people keep finding lousy excuses to be mad at Lourie. Makes no sense.

  Why do 3rd parts always throw psychic coneccions in? Lame

  I hate this 😭 Justice for Corey.

  Summary: Micheal Myers finally decides to retire (I mean dude it's like 70 atp) so he trains a new guy for the job of cleansing Haddonfield of dumb fucks. Spoiler alert: he kinda sucks at it, so Micheal can't retire. This makes him very upset.

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  Uglies 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Oct 2024 1

  Que te mantengan premium, ser lind@ y joven por siempre, no tener que preocuparte por nada nunca más, todos los días un carnaval
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  Trabajar hasta el día de tu muerte para mantener una existencia en condiciones chotisimas atormentado por tu mortalidad y todas tus deficiencias pero manteniendo tu libre pensamiento (que igual si estás viendo está película no debe producir joyas).

  
  Just let her be pretty.

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  ★½ Rewatched 05 Nov 2024

  Why didn't they bring back Paul Rudd? 🫥
  Also everyone in that town is clearly stupid and useless. Atp I support the motion, nuke Haddonfield.

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