I feel like I can’t rate this fairly as a movie/story, JD Vance and that sellout wife are too big of losers to compartmentalize. I’ll give it this - it wasn’t the worst way I’ve ever spent two hours of my life. Waking up at 6am and laying next to the toilet unsuccessfully attempting to pull trig until 8:30 was decidedly worse.
Also they were too generous casting the guy from night agent and he wasnt even at night agent hotness yet
He’s just too good how did he stand it I don’t think I could she’s a terror she’s a tartar we don’t mean to show a bias but galin-
+ 1/2 star in gratitude for 2.5 hrs of buff tan Paul mescal. something real to be thankful for this thanksgiving weekend
I don’t care that they’re self-aware about it, naming her Lily Blossom Bloom violates the Geneva conventions. On another note, the alternate title of this movie was “trying to find the ugliest clothes we can put on Blake lively and have her still look beautiful because it’s Blake lively” (kidding?)
